Easter Morning, An Addendum

My Jewel and I are lounging about one evening, when she suddenly spots something hidden in a plant.

Jewel: Papa! I found something!

Me: What is it?

Jewel: It's an Easter Egg! It's still hidden!

Me: Oh, is it one of those plastic ones?

Jewel: NO! It's real!

Me: Are you sure? I thought we collected all those a month ago and tossed them out.

Jewel: Nope! It's real! Feel it!

Me: Uh..oh...be careful with that. We need to throw it away.

Jewel: Ok, I will do it.

[she runs to the kitchen}

Jewel: But I'm going to crack it open first!

[smack!]