Game Time

My Jewel enjoys making up random games and then engaging me to play them with her. The latest:

Her: Papa! let's play a game!

Me: Ok, what are we playing?

Her: This is a NEW game! It is called "Finger up your nose."

Me: That sounds interesting, dear. How do you play...WHAAAAAA!

Her: Hehehehehe

Me: I'm not sure I like this game.

Her: It's a great game! The best part is that there are no winners or losers!

Me: I beg to differ.