My Beloved's gift to all

There

There is a hair

There is a hair over there

Over here and over there

It is everywhere

The hair. The hair. 

It floats in the air

It is on my chair

It is even in my underwear

Is it one hair? Surprise! It is a pair

Another one? I cannot bear

I do declare

I did not ask her to share

Yet it is there

Over here and over there

It is everywhere

The hair.