Shaken. Stirred. Extracted.

 James Bond may know dry vodka martinis, but espresso? Not so much. 

I can't stop watching this Youtube clip, and I'm not sure what's better - the complete, beginning to end, misunderstanding about how to use a La Pavoni, or the glorious comments beneath it. 

Either Bond has no idea how to make espresso, despite owning very specific equipment to do it, or this entire scene is really just him messing with "M." 

What the devil are you doing, James? 

Coffee hero and spirit animal James Hoffmann expresses the disappointment succinctly: