Fantasy Football, redux

As we all recall, I received a rousing endorsement from my beloved a year ago when we had our annual fantasy football draft. Well, it's that time of year again, so against my better judgment I sought counsel from my tender loving gal to help me conjure a team name. The basic premise for naming a fantasy team is that it has to: 1) be topical; 2) be clever; 3) have some pop cultural reference; 4) be funny; and 5) not be unfunny.

So I lay these preconditions at her feet and say, "ok, so give me some ideas for how I can create a team name that will finally give me the winning edge."

Her response: "How about...WHY BOTHER?"